EL CRAPPO!

Literally and figuratively!

We went to our Date Night. We bought our usual movie munchers:

1 Taters white cheddar popcorn, medium size

1 liter of iced tea

1 large NYFD fries, 3 dips

1 bagful of chocolates

Which came after our dinner:

1 Burger with fries meal

Each. By the way.

The movie was undeniably hilarious! A very funny film, and an adventure in silliness. Its a little predictable in the premise, but the predictability didn’t ruin it. else, it made it much funnier. Steamrolled by obnoxious action set pieces and half-baked espionage. All the KILL SHOT! All the Zip your face! We were shitting all over our place. All of a sudden.. well nothing really happened all of a sudden but this. I FELT A RUMBLE INSIDE MY STOMACH. The pain was intense. I told Nik, “IT’S CAN-I-HAVE-YOUR-TISSUE-MOMENT TIME.”

I rushed to the nearest CR. Good thing we chose to sit near the comfort room. It was comforting to be beside Nik. Knowing she’s always lodging a pack of wet ones.

So…

I WENT, I MEAN RUSHED to the CR.

POOF!!!!!! POOF!!!! POOF!!!!

I came back and finished the movie. We kept laughing, entirely unsure if because of the movie or because of my poofing incident. Either way, still the tear-jerker kind of laugh.

Lesson Learned:

DON’T BRING TOO MUCH FOOD IF YOU’RE GOING TO WATCH A FUNNY MOVIE? – NO WAY!

WHAT IVE LEARNED IS

SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY!

-DIK